Treasury balance
0.000ETH
Since the last smoothbrain trade
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Smoothbrain Holdings · buys only · the contract never sells
On wallstreetbets, wrinkles are the unit of intelligence. A folded cortex means you read the filing and checked the float. Smooth means you bought calls at the top because the ticker sounded cool.
Calling yourself a smoothbrain was never aimed at anyone else. It's the whole sub admitting together that none of them know what they're doing — which is the only reason it's funny. Everyone eats the crayons.
$SMOOTHBRAIN just takes it literally. A contract with no brain at all, buying coins nobody picked, and never selling a single one.
Every $SMOOTHBRAIN trade sends creator fees to the contract. Not to a wallet — there's no owner, and no single person can spend them.
Once there's enough ETH, it draws from its list of eligible letscash.fun coins — anyone can add one, nobody can remove one. The pick uses a block hash from the future, so nobody knows the answer when the draw is set up. It re-checks the coin still has liquidity before buying.
The buy goes on the ledger. The contract has no function that sells a coin for ETH, no owner, and no plan. What it holds belongs to the holders — see below.
The coins the contract buys belong to $SMOOTHBRAIN holders. Not to the contract, and not to us.
If any wallet ever holds 60% of the supply, it can open redemption. That flips the contract from buying to paying out. It's permanent — it cannot be flipped back, and opening it moves no money.
Once open, any holder can burn their tokens and take exactly that fraction of everything the treasury holds — the ETH and every coin. Hold 3%, get 3%. The wallet that opened it gets its 60% and not a wei more. There is nothing to gain by going first and nothing to lose by going last.
Until that happens the contract only buys. It has never had a function that sells a coin for ETH, and it never will.
Token contract
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Treasury contract — read it yourself
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