Treasury balance
0.000ETH
Since the last smoothbrain trade
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Token contract
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Treasury contract — read it yourself
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the pileThe pile · buys only · claimable at 60%
Where it comes from
On wallstreetbets, wrinkles are the unit of intelligence. A folded cortex means you read the filing and checked the float. Smooth means you bought calls at the top because the ticker sounded cool.
Calling yourself a smoothbrain was never aimed at anyone else. It's the whole sub admitting together that none of them know what they're doing — which is the only reason it's funny. Everyone eats the crayons.
$SMOOTHBRAIN just takes it literally. A contract with no brain at all, buying coins nobody picked.
How it works
Fees pile up
Every $SMOOTHBRAIN trade sends creator fees to the contract.
It picks at random
Once there's enough ETH, it draws from its list of eligible letscash.fun coins — anyone can add one, nobody can remove one. The pick uses a block hash from the future, so nobody knows the answer when the draw is set up. It re-checks the coin still has liquidity before buying.
It buys and holds
The buy goes on the ledger. The pile just grows — until somebody claims it, see below.
How you win it
read this bitWinning costs you nothing. You don't burn your $SMOOTHBRAIN, you don't hand anything back, you don't give up a single token. Getting to 60% is the price. Holding it is what keeps you champion.
Then the machine keeps going. Fees keep arriving, it keeps buying, and the pile builds again — so the champion can take it again, and again, for as long as they hold 60%.
Lose 60% and you lose everything that comes after. Whoever takes it off you inherits the pile, the same way you did. There is nothing else in the contract: no owner, no admin, no wallet with a shortcut.
Below that line you cannot touch it.
Not financial advice. Nothing here is a promise, and the pile may be worth nothing — the contract buys at random. Every claim on this page can be checked by reading the contract. Do that first.