Treasury balance
0.000ETH
Since the last smoothbrain trade
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Smoothbrain Holdings · buys only · no sells on record
On wallstreetbets, wrinkles are the unit of intelligence. A folded cortex means you read the filing and checked the float. Smooth means you bought calls at the top because the ticker sounded cool.
Calling yourself a smoothbrain was never aimed at anyone else. It's the whole sub admitting together that none of them know what they're doing — which is the only reason it's funny. Everyone eats the crayons.
$SMOOTHBRAIN just takes it literally. A contract with no brain at all, buying coins nobody picked, forever.
Every $SMOOTHBRAIN trade sends creator fees to the contract. Not to a wallet. Nobody can move them.
Once there's enough ETH, it draws from its list of eligible letscash.fun coins — anyone can add one, nobody can remove one. The pick uses a block hash from the future, so nobody knows the answer when the draw is set up. It re-checks the coin still has liquidity before buying.
The buy goes on the ledger forever. There is no sell function. There is no owner. There is no plan.
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