Treasury balance
0.000ETH
Since the last smoothbrain trade
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The pile · buys only · claimable at 60%
On wallstreetbets, wrinkles are the unit of intelligence. A folded cortex means you read the filing and checked the float. Smooth means you bought calls at the top because the ticker sounded cool.
Calling yourself a smoothbrain was never aimed at anyone else. It's the whole sub admitting together that none of them know what they're doing — which is the only reason it's funny. Everyone eats the crayons.
$SMOOTHBRAIN just takes it literally. A contract with no brain at all, buying coins nobody picked, and never selling a single one.
Every $SMOOTHBRAIN trade sends creator fees to the contract. Not to a wallet — there's no owner, and no single person can spend them.
Once there's enough ETH, it draws from its list of eligible letscash.fun coins — anyone can add one, nobody can remove one. The pick uses a block hash from the future, so nobody knows the answer when the draw is set up. It re-checks the coin still has liquidity before buying.
The buy goes on the ledger. The contract has no function that sells a coin for ETH, no owner, and no plan. The pile just grows — until somebody claims it, see below.
The contract buys coins at random and piles them up. That pile has an owner waiting for it: whoever holds 60% of the supply can take the whole thing.
All of it — every coin in the pile, plus all the ETH sitting in the contract. One function, claimPrize, and it pays out to whoever calls it while holding 60%.
Winning costs you nothing. You don't burn your $SMOOTHBRAIN, you don't hand anything back, you don't give up a single token. Getting to 60% is the price. Holding it is what keeps you champion.
Then the machine keeps going. Fees keep arriving, it keeps buying, and the pile builds again — so the champion can take it again, and again, for as long as they hold 60%.
Lose 60% and you lose everything that comes after. Whoever takes it off you inherits the pile, the same way you did. There is nothing else in the contract: no owner, no admin, no wallet with a shortcut. Just the 60% line.
Below that line you cannot touch it.
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Treasury contract — read it yourself
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View verified sourceNot financial advice. Nothing here is a promise, and the pile may be worth nothing — the contract buys at random. Every claim on this page can be checked by reading the contract. Do that first.